Super Power?

I accept your challenge Paul Rudd.

luminara - Flash Game

Here's another Flash game for the week.  This time no apocalyptic overtones, just a Geometry Wars clone that is really tough to play, as it's hard to see where you are, but it's simple enough that you can play it drunk.

Post your high scores so I can tell you how much better I am afterward.

Play Luminara

Look They're Bible Fighting

First we had The Last Stand, and now we have Bible Fight.  Be prepared for the apocalypse and play both games this week.  Who doesn't want to kick Eve's ass with the Devil, or beat up Noah with a full grown Jesus, if only they had included the six pound eight ounce baby Jesus in the game.

Jesus vs. Moses in the Manger arena, raining fish and leaven bread.  IT'S ON.

The Last Stand - Flash Game

I came across this game today and did not stop playing it until I beat it (survive 20 days).  Check it out / play it at work / have fun.  It's a cross between Resident Evil and Space Invaders, and it kicks ass.

Twenty things to do today while high...

1. Russell Crowe and Christian Bale are busy working on a remake of "3:10 to Yuma", no trailer yet, but a couple of stills to get you pumped.
2. If long haired cowboys isn't your thing, the new Bourne Ultimatum trailer is out on the interwebs.
3. There was no new Office this week, but there is a preview of next week's episode, and it is highlarious.
4. Southpark was really good this week, re-watch it or download it, or if you're really high you can check out Soutpark in French.
5. If you like to read while you're high, here's a look at what people at the turn of the 20th century thought our lives would be like.
6. In sports news, the Ducks won, and Ricky Williams wants to get high with the Rams.
7. Go see Hot Fuzz today, good reviews, and plenty of action / comedy.  Or if you're too lazy, I'm sure one of these movies is playing on some channel somewhere in the world.
8. Be sure to get up early tomorrow for Arcade Fire tickets.
9. If you're getting hungry, there are good fish and chips in Van Nuys.
10. Listen to Bill Bradley talk, yeah that's what I want to do when I'm high.
11. Is this what we'd look like if we were chicks?
12. Human Giant is out, and it's pretty funny, read about it, or watch it, I don't care.
13. This is what happens when you don't smoke weed, or smoke too much.  No this is what happens when you smoke too much.
14. Why don't you use your newfound creative juices to give me comments on the new site look?
15. There's a Gears of War tournament starting today, does anyone play that anymore?
16. Man, this movie looks like crap, except for the Jessica Biel in panties thing.
17. Is smoking weed good for you? Possibly  Do 14-year olds already know this?
18. Why is Howard Stern one of the only logical persons in the media?
19. Damn, twenty things is tough, and I'm getting the munchies.
20. Next meeting, we are all eating these...

When You're Down in the Valleys of Life

Sometimes a baby's laugh is all you need to hear...

Baez Plays Pac-Man

How to Kill Time Before the Wii Hits

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