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Ram JAM

He's going Pro

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Superfunny

I've Seen Everything

A Russell for Every Season

Ministers, it's time.  It's time to transform an exciting idea into a harrowing reality.  On October 27th, we will unite to become the MANY ROLES OF KURT RUSSELL.  Most of you know about this concept, and hopefully you are excited to be a part of it.  For those of you who are out of the Russell-loop (Shwayne), here's a few reasons why we will soon be uniting to become the MANY ROLES OF KURT RUSSELL:

1) Kurt is HANDSOME

2) Kurt is STRONG:

3) Kurt is NICE:

So, now that you know the WHO (KURT RUSSELL) and the WHY (ABOVE), here's the WHEN, the WHAT/WHERE and the HOW:

WHEN: October 27, 2007.  The Saturday evening before Halloween.
WHAT/WHERE: Halloween Party at Amanda's home in Los Feliz.  Call me for directions.
HOW:
1) Choose one of Kurt Russell's roles (some costume suggestions included as well): Stargate (buzz cut, army fatigues), Tombstone (strong mustache), Backdraft, Escape from New York (eye patch), Escape from LA (eye patch, surf board), Soldier, Captain Ron (hawaiin shirt, speedo), Breakdown, Poseidon (tuxedo, step in the shower), Big Trouble in Little China, 3,000 Miles to Graceland (Elvis costume and machine gun), Miracle, Death Proof, and many more - full listing and pictures here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/. 
2) This has to be an organized process, otherwise, we'd have 8 Captain Rons showing up to the party.  So, when you have selected your Kurt Russell role, please comment on this post with your name and your desired role.  This will be a first come, first serve basis; if someone has picked Captain Ron, then you CANNOT be Captain Ron.  Maybe you can be Stargate or Vanilla Sky instead.
3) Create your costume and wear it to the party.   All costumes will require strong hair (some of you have this, some of us will need wigs - modified mullet wigs should work).
4) Take pictures with the other Kurt Russells at the party.  These pictures will be very strong.

The more Kurt Russells, the better, so I hope that all of you can make it.  Please comment with your picks, and with any questions that you may have.  Hope to see you all there.

- Rousing

I'm Hot, You're Not

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I Make It Rain

Happy 40th Will Ferrell!

Happy Gilmore for Real!

 

Remember in that movie Happy Gilmore when there's the alligator down in the swamp in Florida and it mauls the club pro "Chubs", and bites off his hand.  Well it happened for real, and the alligator had only one eye.  Coincidence, no way Jose.

Venice, Florida

(AP) -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

Twenty things to do today while high...

1. Russell Crowe and Christian Bale are busy working on a remake of "3:10 to Yuma", no trailer yet, but a couple of stills to get you pumped.
2. If long haired cowboys isn't your thing, the new Bourne Ultimatum trailer is out on the interwebs.
3. There was no new Office this week, but there is a preview of next week's episode, and it is highlarious.
4. Southpark was really good this week, re-watch it or download it, or if you're really high you can check out Soutpark in French.
5. If you like to read while you're high, here's a look at what people at the turn of the 20th century thought our lives would be like.
6. In sports news, the Ducks won, and Ricky Williams wants to get high with the Rams.
7. Go see Hot Fuzz today, good reviews, and plenty of action / comedy.  Or if you're too lazy, I'm sure one of these movies is playing on some channel somewhere in the world.
8. Be sure to get up early tomorrow for Arcade Fire tickets.
9. If you're getting hungry, there are good fish and chips in Van Nuys.
10. Listen to Bill Bradley talk, yeah that's what I want to do when I'm high.
11. Is this what we'd look like if we were chicks?
12. Human Giant is out, and it's pretty funny, read about it, or watch it, I don't care.
13. This is what happens when you don't smoke weed, or smoke too much.  No this is what happens when you smoke too much.
14. Why don't you use your newfound creative juices to give me comments on the new site look?
15. There's a Gears of War tournament starting today, does anyone play that anymore?
16. Man, this movie looks like crap, except for the Jessica Biel in panties thing.
17. Is smoking weed good for you? Possibly  Do 14-year olds already know this?
18. Why is Howard Stern one of the only logical persons in the media?
19. Damn, twenty things is tough, and I'm getting the munchies.
20. Next meeting, we are all eating these...