The International Flapjack Society ...we do it every month. A group of nineteen ministers gather each month to eat flapjacks and drink adolphi at a predetermined pancake house.
Minister Biographies
Minister of Member of the Month
Primary Duties:
Giving Member of the Month / Year award.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Getting barreled in a tube of knowledge. Getting barreled in a tube of lasers. Getting barreled in a tube of Budweiser. Getting barreled for real.
Personal Message / Quote:
"IFS is about brotherhood. IFS is about America. IFS is about Budweiser. I Love IFS."
Minister of Art Design
Primary Duties:
Arts & Design.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
The arts, the sciences, the sports, and the outdoors.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Our time spent together (eating pancakes) is our most precious commodity."
Minister of Letters
Primary Duties:
Preperation of the sacred documents, recorder of notes, singer of the anthem.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Tunes, shows, and Cubbie baseball.
Personal Message / Quote:
"This is the greatest thing I've ever been a part of."
Minister of Media + Technology
Primary Duties:
Managing the website, and scouring the interwebs for knowledge for the benefit of our society.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Computers, technology, film, television, video games, and the flowers.
Personal Message / Quote:
"By the cake of pan."
Minister of Photography
Primary Duties:
Take pictures and then not put them on the website and then get a lot of shit for it.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Wine, gripping it and ripping it. Being stronger than Curtis (physically this is).
Personal Message / Quote:
"I don't think of Photography as just photos, but as a lifestyle."
Minister of Competition
Primary Duties:
Bringing it. Thirst for blood!
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
The law, college sports, Peter Dante movies, living the dream, juggling, travelling to Europe or to Brazil.
Personal Message / Quote:
"I'm real."
Minister of Rousing
Primary Duties:
Rousing people.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Getting people aroused.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Are you aroused yet?"
Minister of Athletics
Primary Duties:
Throwing balls.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Balls of all shapes.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Give me some balls."
Minister of Revelry & Spirits
Primary Duties:
Drinking.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Drinking.
Personal Message / Quote:
"I'm drunk."
Rabbi of Leisure
Primary Duties:
Kicking it.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Making food.
Personal Message / Quote:
"We need meat."
Minister of Finance
Primary Duties:
Attempt to calculate the bill.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Soccer.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Ba-BOOM."
Minister of Philanthropy
Primary Duties:
To save Christmas.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Dancing.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Check out this c-walk."
Minister of Interior Design
Primary Duties:
Hang the banner. Drive trucks.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Sunglasses and jeans.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Another round."
Minister of Defense
Primary Duties:
Test MOM's patience.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Mapping, traveling.
Personal Message / Quote:
"I got Baumanned."
Minister of International Affairs
Primary Duties:
Keeping the society international jam.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Jamming of all types.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Spray jem."
Minister of Health
Primary Duties:
Learning the drug trade.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Drugs, USC football.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Bring the heat."
Minister of Auditory Pleasures
Primary Duties:
Delivering auditory jams.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Fruit flies, lawyering.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Drop it."
Minister of Wardrobe
Primary Duties:
Dressing everyone.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Mustaches and v-necks.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."
Minister of Maritime Affairs
Primary Duties:
Fucking fish.
Personal Interests / Hobbies:
Fish fuckery.
Personal Message / Quote:
"Don't call me Shmimy."
Recent Comments
No one else is more worthy of our deep-felt reverence and gratitude. Blessings to you!
Venetian, real deem. I'm in.
I was just in Vegas a few weeks ago and we stayed in one of those Venetian suites.. There was about 12 of us pharmacy geeks sleeping comfortably in that place. It'll be good for a group of monkeys
I know. Not so big Dad. But a sunken living room, yowser!
2 27" plasmas? Phah!
I don't think I'll be able to participate in this one. I'm headin to a conference in San Diego the first part of Spring Break, theres a retreat I have to go to the following weekend and I'm training for work that whole week. On top of that I have an exam the day we return to class.. No Vegas for me, whhaaammmyy
I've been to Las Vegas six times in the last year. And yes, I went to Little Darlings... alone. I'm real.
Chicago is better than New York? Ok. I understand.
Yankees vs. Blue Jays? Gay. Cubs vs. Phillies (both of which were 2007 division champs). Not Gay. "C" stands for Cubs. "C" is also the roman numeral for 100. 1908-2008... This is the year.
Ouch. Curtis and I just finished a beer, where I explained to him my fears of the fact that Frank probably did a fucking song about Chicago, and that if he did, Baggs was gonna get me. Well I beeeen got Baggs, I beeeeen got. Still lets go see the Yanks!
19 Ministers. 22 votes. And suddenly the map indicates no votes for Chicago from the Santa Barbara contingent?? Stop tampering with democracy.
The town that Billy Sunday couldn't shut down. That means the Prohibition didn't stop Chicagoans from drinking. Nice. Prohibition jam.
Daaaammmmmnnn!
Bitte Shune! Shrove Shune!
Come on boys. It's got to be New York New York. Frank didn't sing any fucking Chicago Songs. Plus isn't bags from there? We have all met and hung out with him multiple times. Thats the same as going there. Am I right? Man you boys have to get over here. The Frau lines are coming out in their skirts soon.....Bonner City!
Thats so fucking Danke shun!
You guys look good. Happy Shrove Day from the Deep South, where I now live.
Nnnnnnnerd!
WoW. Progress jam.
her parents crossed an ocean, she crossed a pool of fire, nice.